Pete sends him Celine Dion.

Patrick clicks play out of curiosity. I’m your lady, Celine warbles. You are my man.

“Okay,” Patrick says, and shrugs. Pete is often inexplicable.

Then Pete sends him Trisha Yearwood’s She’s in Love with the Boy. Even if they have to run away, she’s gonna marry that boy someday.

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